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Is it wrong to kill and bake a baby?

Yes, but it depends on the baby...
First, preheat the oven to 350c and grease a baking tray

Make sure you have calculated the weight to baking time ratio. 1lb = 2 hours baby cooking time.

To speed up the process I recommend microwaving the baby to heat it's tiny bones and help it bake from the inside out.

But when is it okay to kill and bake a baby? Many people say!! I'll tell you when it's okay...When its a TERRORIST BABY IS WHEN!!!!!!!

America is worth killing and baking a terrorist baby for!!

Sexism in Obama Campaign

Much issue has been made of the interaction between Barack Obama and "Joe The Plumber" on the campaign trail.

But there has been no mention of his wife "Julie The Glamour Mechanic" who actualy fixed Joe Bidens car last week!! Sexism? Y'damn right!

Biden, Joseph Biden

Joseph Biden to be the next James Bond.



That gets my vote.

STEAK - It's what your wife looks like on the inside.

Full of wholesome Goodness.

GUTS!! Has Your Kid Got Any?

A diet of guts and enriched bread can give your child what it needs to surpase and dominate others in the class room. Their future is in YOUR hands. Guts, what little kids are made of.

Cutting Yourself To Help You Relax

The new craze that took France by storm is now sweeping the nation. Out with crying in the shower, beating a sofa with a baseball bat or screaming into cupped hands. "Cutting Yourself" has been scientificaly proven to reduce stress and make you feel alive again.